Starters
Fat Bottomed Cheese Bread
Garlic base, Mozzarella, Parmesan and Italian seasoning
$6
Simple.. or simply awesome! As Freddy would have said.... "Are you gonna take me home tonight?"
Amy’s Yoga Pant Salad
$5
Romaine mix, onions, olives, mushrooms, and tomatoes, with a sprinkle of fairy cheese. OK we really don't have any fairy cheese, it's mozzarella. Blue cheese, jalapeño ranch, just plain ranch, or a fancy raspberry vinaigrette.
Apple Pecan Salad
Romaine mix, apples, candied pecans, blue cheese crumbles with a raspberry vinaigrette
$7
Absolutely amazing salad! You can add Chicken for a dollar more.. if you enjoy more amazingness!
House Pies
Solo 8” Large 14”
The "Diaz"
Cheese pizza (add bacon if you want for a buck)
$5 $15
I saw her!! Right here in Eden, at the Market. I mean I think I did? No make-up, no Hollywood frills, and she didn't need it! I'm not saying there is anything wrong with a little make-up, but sometimes going all natural is plenty! This is a GREAT cheese pie... just plain! Have you ever seen the Angels? Add pigtails to this one if you like it that way.
Weezer
Pepperoni
$6 $16
This pie looks like a nice pepperoni pizza, then you pop it in your tape deck... (I mean mouth) and BAM!! Out of nowhere AWESOMENESS!! Would you like "Pork and Beans" with that?
Front-Side Rodeo
pepperoni, ham, sausage, peppers, onions, mushrooms and olives
$8 $18
It’s a combo trick! I’ve never attempted the trick myself, but I’ve had the pie and it ROCKS! 7 toppings… Would you like to add a tail grab?
The "IZ"
Smoked ham, pineapple, onions and a little bacon for the big guy
$8 $18
You want a big Hawaiian taste? Named after the late, great, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, This pizza will blow your mind! Have you ever seen a 700 lb. giant with a ukulele who sings like an angel? Mind blown!! You know what you'll find over this rainbow... complete satisfaction, followed by euphoria!
More COWBELL!
Sausage, Ham, Pepperoni
$8 $18
Meat, Meat and more Meat! OK I know its all pork, but come on! I GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!!
BBQ Chicken
BBQ base, BBQ chicken, pineapple, onion and cilantro
$8 $18
This is the way BBQ is supposed to be! BBQ chicken marinated in Miss Essie's southern BBQ sauce! "Bring the South to Your Mouth" Yeah that's right, I said it! Well actually I just quoted it.
The Cowboy
Sausage, Pepperoni, Olives and Mushrooms
$8 $18
Riding on the range, I've got my hat... on. I've got my boots... dusty. I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl... OK I loved that song in high school! This pie is so simple and good it WILL make the boys cry! Haha.. too obscure?
Buffalo Chicken
Buffalo base, Chicken, Bacon (why not?), Blue cheese crumples, Buffalo sauce and Cilantro
$8 $18
Frank says if I use his sauce I have to call it buffalo, so here ya go. Not super heavy, but super filling.. enjoy!
Picasso (create your own piece of art)
Pepperoni, Ham, Sausage, Bacon, Chicken, Olive, Onion, Mushroom, Jalapenos, Pineapple, Green Pepper, and anything else I have in the store at the time
n/a $15
So you think you got what it takes to be an artist? Going to take the pizza fashion world by storm with your crazy, amazing, jaw dropping creation? Go for it! Each topping is a buck.
Desserts
Baby Bear Coma Bread
Cinnamon sugar and Cream cheese on the side
$6
I must warn you, much like the three bears that needed a nap after their porridge, you'll need one yourself after this one!.
Nutella Nuggets
Nuggets of dough, sugared and served with Nutella for dipping
$6
*Please remember to tip your driver! We couldn't do this without them!!